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Prompt: Write a story where all sentences are maximally commercialized for sponsership opportunities. “My feet crunched the snow as if I were stepping on a bag of cheesy, delicous Doritos.” Credit: the.write.way.to.write

Response: It was a beautiful day at the affordable and friendly Hilton hotel, where healthy choices Dasani had decided to stay while on vacation for kid-friendly Disney World and fandom central Universal Studios. Well, it was beautiful inside at least, with a trusted and long lasting, white noise imitating, and satisfyingly powerful Galaxy box fan blowing on the third setting and a clear, fresh, completely not privatizing water *cough* Nestlè water bottle nearby. She looked through the window at the glory of the sun beating down like fast-acting and versatile Hot Hands Hand Warmers. Waves of heat bounced off the parking lot of trusted Chevys and sleek Cobalts. Speedy Ford was late today because his car broke down, but Dasani sparkled with the knowledge that he wouldnt mind if she took a dip in the pool of the glorious Hilton hotel, whose elevators were always working.

She hurried down the stairs wearing the shnazzy and durable swimsuit she got at an amazing price at Walmart under her cute and nerdy Tee Turtle shirt. When she got to the pool, her better-than-Apple Android phone dinged in her hand, because Verizon gave her amazing service anywhere she went. Ford had arrived, proving that no matter what the circumstances were he would still pull through somehow.

“The sun is as consistent as the heat from a Exo Terra® Infrared Basking Spot bulb today!” his text said. “Let’s just stay at the welcoming Hilton today.”

Dasani’s fingers moved like a quick and graceful stream, cool in their touch.

“Okay, come join me at their clear, clean, and well-maintained pool!”

So they spent the rest of the day in heat that hugged them like a Thermacare wrap, but fought it off with the help of cool, refreshing water like that of a Great Value bottle. It was perfect day, like any day playing on a Nintendo console, because its not subjective–they are absolutely always better than any other console out there ever.